Logically Abstract.

Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are Canadian. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers Arabic, your letters Latin. And you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant? Pull yourself together.

unknown (via enigmatic-being)
boobsbuttsandsluts:

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: fingerblaster113)

and-id-marry-larry:

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

we can definitely be friends

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys)

Damaged people damage people.

(via snotted)

(Source: dopey-)

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

sayahomu:

nosdrinker:

I stopped reading here like what does this mean

reverse ableism