A moment of silent for everybody whose boobs ruin their graphic tees
i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together
how to not see spoilers
- finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr
you kids today with your texting and murder
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you
Rough sex is the manifestation of romance. You trust someone so much that you let them do whatever they want with one thing that is yours.
I think she’s special. She doesn’t need anyone. Like that’s the thing. Even if we were together, she wouldn’t really belong to me. She doesn’t belong to anything. She’s off in her own world…
Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad.
Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)
I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.